Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

No matter what your wishes, they are not crazy so long as they are not crazy to you!

A life of nothing's nothing worth From that first nothing ere his birth To that last nothing under earth.

I'm not an analyzer. I've got a son that analyzes everything and everybody. But I don't analyze people.

Change the world today. Start with the next person you meet.

A half dozen pictures would just about be enough for the life of an artist, for my life.

Who guides below, and rules above, The great disposer, and the mighty king; Than He none greater, next Him none, That can be, is, or was.

Life should be larger than life. Size is important to escape normalization.

It is easy to rule over the good.

I love the city and the people of Munich. I have many great friends there.

Injustice drives me crazy! It really upsets me when I see politicians lying.