Prepare for every game like you just lost your last game.

From shit, thus, I extract pure Shinola

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, ” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Reach me a gentian, give me a torch! let me guide myself with the blue, forked torch of this flower

Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.

No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little.

And, finally, as a Republican, I believe it is important to keep our word and keep our covenant, and that is exactly what we should do with the Wright amendment today.

My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.

You have to ask yourself, 'Who owns me? Do I own myself or am I just another piece of government property?'

What's important is that all human knowledge be made available to all intelligent people who want to learn it.

Hindsight is an exact science. Hold fast to your dreams, for it dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. How much pain they have cost us, the evils which have never happened.