Preparing for your journey in the most thorough way possible will not diminish your experiences abroad. It will enhance them.

Stop shying away from people. If you actually took a moment to listen to what they have to say, they might just say something that will change your life.

And you’re disappointed in the story. I know you wanted a love story.

And so I was left with a mantra, a sort of haiku version of our relationship: I don’t regret one day I spent with him, nor did I leave a moment too soon.

If we carry this line of argument to its logical conclusion, the meaning of life consists of the flaws in one's conceptions and what one does about them. Life can be seen as a fertile fallacy.

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

Even the greatest movements on earth, have their beginnings with something small.

If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home.

Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.

I think there's something about dancers, they never ever forget where they come from. They never get grand, no matter what success they have.

Nothing annoys me more than having the most trivial action analyzed and explained.