Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Writers start with a grain of sand, and then create a beach.

Space in general gave us GPS - that's not specifically NASA, but it's investments in space.

First lesson learned: Knowing doesn't hold a candle to doing.

The work for the actor is always the same. We're looking for a human being. We're looking for believable human behavior.

Anyone who edits their own copy has a fool for an editor.

Nonsense, do you imagine he has thought as much of you as you have of him?

Pessimism is the luxury of the powerful.

That’s where proper stories begin, don’t they, when the handsome stranger arrives and everything goes wrong?

Play without fear, and you will be successful.

Right now you are one choice away from a new beginning - one that leads you toward becoming the fullest human being you can be.