Preserve the mean; the opportune moment is best in all things.

Never make a companion equal to a brother.

It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.

Love, who is most beautiful among the immortal gods, the melter of limbs, overwhelms in their hearts the intelligence and wise counsel of all gods and all men.

The artist envies what the arties gains, The bard the rival bard's successful strains.

It will not always be summer: build barns.

Happy is the man whom the Muses love: sweet speech flows from his mouth.

Bacteria: The only culture some people have.

If you add a little to a little and do this often, soon the little will become great.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

Learning the core curriculum cannot come through coercion. It must come through a recognition of the need to integrate with economic life.

There's a lot of expectation after you do something that seems to have been well received. It's kind of unfair.

My body is the intention. My body is the event. My body is the result.

We have the best writers in the business [on The Office].

If you're always strict with yourself, life gets miserable. And we're supposed to enjoy life.

Fundamentalist governments and organizations endanger stability in the world.

I am happy everywhere except in places where I see glitz and rich farts. I am happiest in Brooklyn, where the concentration of rich farts is minimal.

A noble spirit finds a cure for injustice in forgetting it.

It is the end. But of what? The end of France? No. The end of kings? Yes.