President Bush almost killed me.

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

The Second Amendment is not really a right.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.

If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way

See, she goes places when she reads. I know all about that. When I'm reading, wherever I am, I'm always somewhere else.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

All the same it is being said everywhere that I played too softly, or rather, too delicately for people used to the piano-pounding of the artists here.

I hope I look skinnier in 3D. I hope I don't look three times as fat. That'll be disappointing.

Everything in this book may be wrong. - The Savior's Manual

The world is as many times new as there are children in our lives.

Ten of those Republican incumbents, all of whom voted for the impeachment of President Clinton, are from states that Bill Clinton carried.

It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

There is no map that can show you how to leap. The map for this is somewhere in our own imagination.