President Ford used humor a great deal.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

God will make known to you how He wants you to use this gift.

Don't wait for extraordinary circumstance to do good; try to use ordinary situations.

For the night is dark and full of terrors.

The price of love is only love, ... one must love if one desires to be loved.

My professional life has nothing to do with my personal life and vice versa.

People can be really smart or have skills that are directly applicable, but if they don't really believe in it, then they are not going to really work hard.

I think anybody who saw him will tell you that Willie Mays was the greatest player who ever lived.

Can you call a farm with a dozen geese a farm? Still, it was a little better for the Jews in Czechoslovakia. There were only two pogroms there. What's two pogroms?

Put your ego aside and play as a team.

It pays to be nice. Maybe not right away, but someday.