President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

[T]he imagination, like certain wild animals, will not breed in captivity.

A great tragedy is occurring. Millions of people are dying prematurely. These people are killing themselves and they don’t even know it.

Sometimes I think we can tell how important it is to risk by how dangerous it is to do so.

Every creative act – in science, art, or religion – involves a regression to a more primitive level, a new innocence of perception liberated from the cataract of accepted beliefs.

I believe American manhood is too valuable to be sacrificed on foreign soil for foreign issues and causes.

It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.

In a zero-sum game, the problem is entirely one of distribution, not at all one of production.

Man is not by nature a tyrant, but becomes a tyrant by power conferred on him.

All things move on, good and bad. Never get too high or too low.