Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

Every child should be taught how to think, read and write.

The Highest Heavens is the throne of the Holy One.

In search of myself, I have created myself.

Passion is needed for any great work, and for the revolution, passion and audacity are required in big doses.

I believe in intuition and approaching things as instant gratification. Just do the things you want to do, make the kind of pictures you want to make.

You know what lasts longer than beauty? Being smart.

Honesty will never break you.

[People] feel a connection to a guy like Omar Mateen. But they clearly are not angry at him.

When any anxiety or gloom of the mind takes hold of you, make it a rule not to publish it by complaining; but exert yourselves to hide it, and by endeavoring to hide it you drive it away.

All men are brothers. Hence war.