Pretending to him that she felt something would be easy. Pretending to herself that she didn't? That was a whole other story.

I think I've proved that I'm not to be trusted, " he said."Then why do I feel safer now that I have in my entire life?""Because you're just as screwed up as me.

She owed him nothing - less than nothing.

You were a kidnapping waiting to happen - you're lucky it was me.""Luckiest day of my life.

You're not what I expected in a pirate."He laughed, curtly. "You're not what I expected in a princess.

I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse.

How do I say 'kiss me' in French?" she whispered."Embrasse moi."Oh yes, even that sounded better in French.

Even painful memories are ties that bind.

All law must be subjective

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing.

The cross is almost a distraction and false advertisement for God.

Every man should know that his conversations, his correspondence, and his personal life are private.

The only thing I've ever regretted is not writing more; not being more honest; not saying how it really is in Baghdad. It's hard to get there sometimes.

Not disabilities at all - more Abilities.

YEAH! Bring it on, lake!

I did start wrestling after I moved to Iowa, I think in the seventh grade. It's really a part of the Iowa culture so it's hard not to do it if you like sports.

You should ask the president what he thinks about America.