Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead.

I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.

Because what's perplexing is not that you and I encounter suffering in this life

The struggle against poverty in the world and the challenge of cutting wealthy country emissions all has a single, very simple solution... Here it is: Put a price on carbon.

A culture is not the anonymous product of undifferentiate d masses, but the sum of the intellectual achievements of individual men.

Locations are all tough, all miserable. I never left the sound stage for 18 years at Warners. We never went outside the studio, not even for big scenes.

Circumstances don't make you, they reveal you .

Learn to accept your limits and you'll become a happier person.

The first thing my family did when we moved was join the local church. The second was to go to the library and get library cards.

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters.

Here lies one who neither flattered nor feared any flesh.

This film "Phantom" takes everything that's wrong with Broadway and puts it on the big screen in a gaudy splat.