Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Do the small things with a great and a clean heart, even out of your least, and you never did a small thing at all, for the heart defines it all!

Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

Branching is easy. Merging is hard.

A memory is a beautiful thing, it's almost a desire that you miss.

When I first met you, I felt a kind of contradiction in you. You’re seeking something, but at the same time, you are running away for all you’re worth.

If you don't realize there is always somebody who knows how to do something better than you, then you don't give proper respects for others' talents.

There is, of course, nothing wrong in a program that aims to please everybody, except that as a rule it is a prelude to dictatorship.

Stupid dreams. Even the good ones are bad, because they remind you how poorly reality measures up.

'Inspiration' is a word used by people who aren't really doing anything.