Pride goes before a fall, they say, And yet we often find, The folks who throw all pride away Most often fall behind.

The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.

A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile can work wonders and accomplish miracles.

Grace has been defined as the outward expression of the inward harmony of the soul.

Do not keep on with a mockery of friendship after the substance is gone - but part, while you can part friends. Bury the carcass of friendship: it is not worth embalming.

There is no prejudice so strong as that which arises from a fancied exemption from all prejudice.

Those who are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are, the more leisure we have.

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity and afraid of being overtaken

I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.

We are very much what others think of us. The reception our observations meet with gives us courage to proceed, or damps our efforts.

If you can put your five fingers throught it, it is a gate, if not a door.

Jokes about butts WORKED.

You should open these doors with care and caution-but, first, you must know how to close them. And above all, you must know which doors should be left unopened...

Notice what happens when you choose to embrace rather than reject each feeling that arises within you today.

I do not know what the heart of a bad man is like. But i do know what the heart of a good man is like. And it is terrible.

Howard Dean announced today he will campaign in seven states. The states are Rage, Frenzy, Fury, Rath, Fever, Agitation, and Delirium. Yeeeeaaaah!

It is wonderful to be in on the creation of something, see it used, and then walk away and smile at it.

And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.

I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it.

Gospel is just the truth of the word of God. Anybody can sing it, anybody; anybody can perform it.