Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat.

St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful XR3i.

Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day.

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.

You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

Your toaster’s a puff.

Don’t Freeze! Surrender to the Breeze like the Trees!

I believe in always being open to learning more through exploration of everything available and following one's sense of curiosity, creativity, and playfulness.

One positive thought will shift the entire world under your feet.

Dwell positive thoughts!

I love America. It's such a positive country.

Markets are fundamentally volatile. No way around it. Your problem is not in the math. There is no math to get you out of having to experience uncertainty.

How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.

It is impossible to build enduring institutions without solid values. For us, the fundamental value is that associated with democracy.

I obviously hoped that everything that I found would make a difference. It ended up being way behind my wildest dreams.

Why, headstrong liberty is lashed with woe. There's nothing situate under heaven's eye But hath his bound, in earth, in sea, in sky.