Privilege (to the privileged) means having private laws.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

The secret to happiness is the journey, not the destination.

His heart was as great as the world, but there was no room in it to hold the memory of a wrong

It’s perhaps more laudable to simply keep heading out into the world, than always tilting to leave one’s mark on it.

God does not pay weekly but he pays at the end.

My view is when you use violence on your people, that never ends well.

Fabio Capello needs to nail his hammers to the mast.

Nowhere in my collection do I, say, have a Auguste Renoir painting. Because everybody knows that this is a good painter without me having to demonstrate it.

Boy, I loathe Persian luxury.

We live in a hemisphere whose own revolution has given birth to the most powerful force of the modern age; the search for freedom and self fulfillment of man.

Arsenal's never-improving injury list increasingly attracts curiosity rather than sympathy.