Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

True passion motivates the life forces and brings forth all things good.... desire is the poor cousin to passion, ever hungry and with no real result.

This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the sameFirst we're both down to play and somehow you go astray

A man's worth is no greater than his ambitions.

Protecting the biosphere should be our highest priority or else we sicken and die.

I gave to a [Hillary Clinton ]foundation that, frankly, that foundation is supposed to do good. I didn't know her money would be used on private jets going all over the world.

Everybody dies, but great souls ressurects in our memories.

It is a duty not only to punish, but to prevent all manner of evil.

Where billows never break, nor tempests roar.

Either your troubles make you better, or they make you bitter. We must always examine what’s going on in our hearts.

Those who know me would tell you, 'Moily can't be cowed down.' I have plans to enhance domestic oil and gas production.