Problems comes and goes, that's why you have to act like you own them million kind they have exact problems as yours, so how can you call them your problems.

Success is not forever and failure isn't fatal.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.

You must never surrender to any defeat.

Take your mind off the problems for a moment, and focus on the positive possibilities. Consider how very much you are able to do.

It's never too late in life to have a genuine adventure.

If you find a note tonight that sounds good, play the same damn note every night!

I'm not sure that there's anybody else that's as psychologically complex and who's given us this window into his soul that Nixon gave us. That's what I find absolutely addictive and seductive.

If sentiment doesn't ultimately make fibbers of some people, their natural abominable memories almost certainly will.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

The female population exceeds the male, you know, especially in New England, which accounts for the high state of culture we are in, perhaps.

Be loving and kind. Call everyone to your table of kindness.

Comedy and drama are less ageist media for women than stuff like light entertainment. But in TV or film, women have to be more pleasing on the eye than men.