Problems comes and goes that's why don't have to act like you own them, Million of human kind they have exact problems as yours, so how can you call them your problems.

Success is not forever and failure isn't fatal.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.

Complain and remain. Praise and be raised.

There is only one religion - it is a way a man dies.

Take the chair and sit at the fore-front of your dreams. You are the chair-person at the center of affairs

Feelings are real. They often become one’s reality. But they are not always based on truth.

What gets measured (and clearly defined) does get done.

I love Simon Cowell, he's a dear friend.

when one has learned to wait patiently, one has learned to live.

Why am I seeking? I am the same as he. His essence speaks through me. I have been looking for myself

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

The undeserver may sleep when the man of action is called on.