Proceed with caution when you befriend a writer, for if you fall out of their good graces they have the delightful capability of doing any number of dastardly things to you upon the written page.

I write humor as it's pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum.

Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.

Peace is a new father Searching for a jobWith courage and vigorWith a smile and rigorBut with a great need for money.

Of pain you could wish only one thing: that it should stop. Nothing in the world was so bad as physical pain. In the face of pain there are no heroes.

And he’d expected her to feel like heaven, plus nirvana, plus that scene in Willy Wonka where Charlie starts to fly.

More blood! More blood!

We are not the ones driving the boat of our behavior, at least not nearly as much as we believe.

I have wanted everything as a writer and a woman, but most of all a world changed utterly by my revelations.

Religion is among the most powerful causes of enthusiasm.

I don't know if I wanted to top myself or if I just wanted someone to hug me.

In the blackest of your moments, wait with no fear.