Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Man is weak. Purpose makes him strong.

There is a widespread sense of loss here, if not always of God, then at least of meaning.

I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics.

Whoever wants to understand National Socialist Germany must know Wagner.

I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!

I see only forms that are lit up and forms that are not. There is only light and shadow.

Love is that orbit of the restless soulWhose circle grazes the confines of space,Bounding within the limits of its raceUtmost extremes.

Men say, kinde will creepe where it may not goe.

When clothes wear you, it's pretty evident. You've got to wear the clothes, not the other way around.

There is a genius in every man and woman, waiting to be brought forth.