Profitability is where the country grows and everybody rises up with it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I rhymeTo see myself, to set the darkness echoing.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Every generation is obsessed with the decade before they were born.

Indeed you did your best...I hope that it may be long before you find yourself in such a tight corner again between two such terrible old men. ~ Gandalf to Pippin

The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck.

It is impossible to hold a grudge and have peace of mind at the same time. It would be like trying to have day and night exist in the same moment.

Everyday life inspires me, the situations that we all find ourselves in at one time or another.

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales.

He who graduates the harshest school, succeeds.

Do what you think is right and let the law catch up.