Progress is the mother of problems.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Personal growth centers on two types of people, the ones we like and the ones that drive us crazy.

Reword and its an Innovation. Irony

Relationship is thus always slavery of a kind, which leaves a residue of guilt.

Listen to your heart, not your head.

The profits of good luck are perishable if you build on fortune you build on sand the more advancement you achieve the more dangers you run.

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.

Reverse the typical American meal pattern and instead eat like a king for breakfast, a prince for lunch and a pauper for supper.

The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood’.

In this year 1634, I purchased the moiety of thirteen houses in the Strand for five hundred and thirty pounds.