Progress is the realization of utopia.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

If we want to fully experience love and belonging, we must believe that we are worthy of love and belonging.

The very nature of interactions is bound to make it unpredictable.

The exclusion of the weak and insignificant, the seemingly useless people, from a Christian community may actually mean the exclusion of Christ; in the poor brother Christ is knocking at the door.

The greatest evils and the worst of crimes is poverty; our first duty, a duty to which every other consideration should be sacrificed, is not to be poor.

How can we return the occupied territories? There is nobody to return them to.

Everyone plagiarizes me. Ever since I wrote my autobiography.

Some experts have declared that it is necessary to tax the people until it hurts. I disagree with these sadists.

A black, a Puerto Rican and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The police.

If a belief is not realized immediately in open deeds, it is stored up for the guidance of the future.

A clear sentence is no accident.