Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Success comes to those who do not waste time looking and criticizing what others are doing but focusing on honest self-evaluation and what they have to do.

From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It is by compromise that human rights have been abandoned.

I watched 'My Girl' as an adult pretty recently, and it's a good movie.

Art completes what nature cannot bring to finish. The artist gives us knowledge of nature's unrealized ends.

When it's personal and painful, humble yourself.

Robert Kraft, a modern day Zoolander.

If we live long enough, we become caricatures of ourselves.

Some memories are unforgettable, remaining ever vivid and heart-warming!

I come from a very non-accepting family, but I'm very accepting.

Every man makes a god of his own desire