Progress needs the brakeman, but the brakeman should not spend all his time putting on the brakes.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Life is nothing but a sea shell in the ocean of love.

Your mission: Be so busy loving your life that you have no time for hate, regret or fear.

If we don't forgive, we stay emotionally handcuffed to the person who hurt us.

Library: A place where the dead lie.

I think I’m dying to get to know a particular guy. Then he opens his mouth and ruins it.

We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.

Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain; it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed.

I would not want to be a mobile home repo man. Those would be hard to sneak away - "Knock knock - Hi, would you go cut your grass and look that way for a half an hour?"

People have to decide on priorities if they want to get anywhere. The best lessons I learned was to just do it.

Chronological time does not exist; what indeed exists is esoteric time, because life is an eternal instant.