Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Opening up to the wrong person is like putting ammo in their hands.

We say of some things that they can't be forgiven, or that we will never forgive ourselves. But we do-we do it all the time.

Many a man may thank his talent for his rank, but no man has ever been able to return the compliment by thanking his rank for his talent.

The sea where living creatures were at one time immersed is now enclosed within their bodies.

Freely licensed textbooks are the next big thing in education.

The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth. [Ger., Das erste und letzte, was vom Genie gefordert wird, ist Wahreits-Liebe.]

I have been bullied for sure in my life. I am only 5'2", was chubby most of my life so I did get teased for that and also for being in movies.

Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in 'Transformers.' I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films.

Things use to be real nice, til they got out of hand. Since they moved in, they call themselves the Taliban.