Prosperity knits a man to the world. He feels that he is finding his place in it, while really it is finding its place in him.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Love without restraint makes one saint and the other faint the sweetest face and the tenderest embrace bring the sun to every place in such grace.

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.

Art changes all the time, but it never "improves." It may go down, or up, but it never improves as technology and medicine improve.

Value everyone you know they might be gone tomorrow

Why is it so hard to be serious, so easy to be too serious?

All of us should be involved in our own futures to create a world that our children will want to live in.

Sexual fulfillment goals, to make them happen, you have to work on them as a project. I don't think it's a bad thing.

Are the prisons overpopulated, or is the population over-imprisoned ?

I prefer more spicy food to your Italian to be fair.