Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out.

They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.

Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old.

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.

August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge.

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food.

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food,

To rebel against being born a woman seemed as foolish to her as to take pride in it.

My mum is a school teacher and my dad is an electrician.

Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.

How long must the American community afford special treatment to blacks?

This country has had 200 years of hegemony over the rest of the world, and it feels like our politicians, they just want to give that back.

At that point I asked myself: How is it that she is not amazed at herself, that she keeps her lips closed and makes no such remark?

What does he stand for?

If I had a spreadsheet on my computer, it looked like I was busy.

I'm far from perfect, but I don't think I'm ugly.

Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis seventeen times in a row.