Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

The conservative movement was told to curl up in a fetal position and just stay there for the next eight years, thank you very much. Well, how things have changed.

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.

Americans want our leaders to defend our values, our culture our legacy of liberty and our way of life, not apologize...

And I'm asking for your support because I want to defend America, as I've said before, from becoming a socialist nation

People are created in God's image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder.

I’m not being weird, you’re being a little rude. Don’t you think as a host, when I say ‘this is what I want to talk about’ that’s what we should address?

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

Listen closely. Even the trees exhale sweet love songs that roll off their boughs and echo out to all of creation. Love is always in the air.

Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.

The ultimate, if distant, aim of the Bauhaus is the unified work of art - the great structure - in which there is no distinction between monumental and decorative art.

I'm never shocked, I'm not the shockable type!

Don't allow the unrealistic demands of others to march freely into your life.

You know those actors who have a sense for how they should be used? I don't think I have that.

Generosity knows how to count, but refrains.

Comedy is tragedy revisited.

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