Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

Read, re-read and un-read!

Rejection allowed me to appreciate the beauty of acceptance.

Success is inevitable to anyone whose subconscious mind is programmed to perceive life as a journey of endless opportunities and possibilities.

There is a place in God's sun for the youth "farthest down" who has the vision the determination and the courage to reach it.

As long as there are living human beings, there will be language and stories.

Every human life contains a potential, if that potential is not fulfilled, then that life was wasted.

Jesus heals your PAST, is your very PRESENT help and takes care of your FUTURE.

We Americans are not about to stop borrowing as long as they give us money for nothing.

I think there are always actor parts, and then there are movie-star parts, and an actors always an actor until he does a movie-star part.

I’m sorry ma’am,” I said. Really, I had no idea what else to say. I’d spent the weekend caught up in an epic battle to save humanity, and now… jean shorts?