Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me

The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.

Oh, good. Okay, I'd like to get more sleep before I have to figure out how we find a Sith Lord in Washington.

Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl.

And like a good neighbor, Alpha Centauri is there.”Touched by an Alien

What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?""Over my dead body.""Could be, Tim, could be.

We lifted up and then bobbed."Back! Pull it back!" (Christopher)"It's hard." (Kitty)"The ground is harder!" (Christopher)

God is in people. Miracles and blessings happen through people

Memories, real and irreplaceable, all of them. The happy ones, the bitter ones, the terrified and the poignant.

I didn't want kabobs, Afghan music, and rules that required girls to be carefully monitored. I wanted mac and cheese, country music, and independence.

What took time for my mom was getting the pronouns right and calling me by a different name. Laverne was my middle name before I transitioned.

I'm a dealer. That's exactly right. I'm a used car dealer.

What are sisters for if not to point out the things the rest of the world is too polite to mention.

I never got a job from a poor person.

Praising God is one of the highest and purest acts of religion. In prayer we act like men; in praise we act like angels.

My idea of a vacation is staying home and doing short day hikes, floating the river and things like that.

I can't record in the morning because I sound like Barry White.