Puberty was very vague. I literally locked myself in a room and played guitar.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

I thought buying at the local market would be an excellent way to build positive relationships with the local villagers.

Seek goodness and be goodness. Seek beauty and be beauty. Seek love and be love

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals.

Republicanism and ignorance are in bitter antagonism.

Over the years, the U.S. economy has shown a remarkable ability to absorb shocks of all kinds, to recover, and to continue to grow.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My characters are not plastic.

Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask. What's in it for me?

Apparently, they believe they're gods.

When you introduce something new to a country, you want to do it right. Generally, that means you have to do it yourself.