Public opinion is the worst of all opinions.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

I don't understand why did jesus give life to the dead when they had to die again?

It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing popular audiences.

There is, in a competitive society, nobody who can exercise even a fraction of the power which a socialist planning board would possess.

Collect adventures and experiences to reminisce about…go to far places, meet new people, eat exotic foods, enjoy all varieties of women, look on unfamiliar landscapes, see new things.

A book which, above all others in the world, should be forbidden, is a catalogue of forbidden books.

In all earlier civilizations, it should be remembered, commerce was treated as a narrow activity and by no means the senior sector in society.

You grow up trying to interpret, worshipping, visual symbols. It's a body-soaked imagery that you're looking at.

Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety - now that is the good stuff!

Realisation is a matter of becoming conscious of that which is already realised.

I never exploited my father’s role in helping Jews avoid the concentration camps...