Pull a thread in my story and feel the tremor half a world and two millenia away.

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

Sanity, it would seem, was a dangerously contagious disease.

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

And it happened all the time that the compromise between two perfectly rational alternatives was something that made no sense at all.

When you're 20, you think the whole world is talented, but whenyou get older, you realize the opposite is true.

Even the most primite societies have an innate resepect for the insane.

Ever been to Disneyland? That was definitely an E ticket!

Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.

Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking and prying with a purpose. It is a seeking that he who wishes may know the cosmic secrets of the world and they that dwell therein.