Punctuation is a courtesy designed to help readers to understand a story without stumbling.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

If you still persist in writing, "Good food at it's best", you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.

The reason to stand up for punctuation is that without it there is no reliable way of communicating meaning.

Punctuation marks are the traffic signals of language: they tell us to slow down, notice this, take a detour, and stop.

There are people who embrace the Oxford comma and those who don't, and I'll just say this: never get between these people when drink has been taken.

Proper punctuation is both the sign and the cause of clear thinking.

Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.

Texting is a fundamentally sneaky form of communication, which we should despise, but it is such a boon we don't care. We are all sneaks now.

Texting is a supremely secretive medium of communication - it's like passing a note - and this means we should be very careful what we use it for.

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

The truth often does sound unconvincing.

You must behave as if return is certain, not a matter of chance", Jem said.

Tough minded enough to do the necessary things--this is the epitome of what a team is.

I have always maintained that there is nothing wrong with nursery food now that we are grown up and can have a glass of wine with it.

I think the Republican Party is cursed. And it's cursed itself.

I feel like the biggest failure of humans is miscommunication. We can't communicate with each other-we can fight, we can kill, we can do those things well.

When the heart is open and balanced, we enter into a state of attraction to what we need, because the power of love is magnetic and harmonious.

Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich.

To do good, you actually have to do something.