Punk is not dead. Punk will only die when corporations can exploit and mass produce it.

You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.

For every prohibition you create, you also create an underground.

Shut up, be happy. Obey all orders without question. The happiness you have demanded is now mandatory.

If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

I enjoy getting people angry and getting underneath their skin, especially people who don't think.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

Heavy Metal is the most conservative of all loud music. Let's face it, not even a gym teacher could get as many people to dress alike.

If you liked school, you're gonnnnna lovvvvve work!

Our biggest national security threat is the environmental destruction of our planet and the arms race with ourselves.

My parents didn't hide reality. I watched cartoons and the news with equal fascination.

I'm not young enough to know everything.

Learning to fail is a virtue. Failing to learn is a sin.

To say that politics is not a part of sports is not being realistic. When I run, I am more than a runner. I am a diplomat, an ambassador for my country.

God’s love to us cannot fail any more than His love to Christ can fail.

I didn't want to be a director for hire. It really just took me a long time to learn how to direct and to feel up to the job.

Comedy has a responsibility to be a voice of society, so within that, there's always going to be those that talk about those subjects and things that are going on in the world.

I love Dolce & Gabbana. I love Versace. I love the crazy, more eccentric stuff.

Some people just don't seem to understand the concept of fiction. It is fiction; it ain't true, folks

Readiness to answer all questions is the infallible sign of stupidity.

Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals.