Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

Wearing fake happiness is as good as smearing foundation. A bit of moisture drains it all.

Living appears good, long, and tiresome, but it is way too short than a single stroke of lightning.

Life itself has an incomparable ability to test your wits that you won’t require anything extra or don’t have to go anywhere outside your space to get them tested. – Aniruddha.

Assumption is one dreadful and incurable disease, which sticks to the soul and wiggles across the skin.

The wise will hide your follies and help you learn, but the wicked ones will gossip about it with scoundrels.

Nothing in this universe is complex to understand than the universe itself. Everything else is as frugal as a cold wave.

Suicide is nothing, but an act of depriving the soul from it's very right to liberation.

Being hated isn't easy, you know. You just cannot falter meeting their expectations.

Feeble is the character, that bows to inflated ego, arrogance, and whines of affluent, whilst raising itself mercilessly on the humble and underprivileged.

For most of us a job is bread and butter and for most of others its just bread and butter.

Stop concentrating on the leaves concentrate on d root cause where they came from.Curse or bless d cause

If I had a party to attend and didn't want to be there I would play the part of someone who was having a lovely time.

The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

I don't care if 1 is prime or not, if 2 is prime or not, if 3 is prime or not. All I care is that there are more stars in the heavens than primes in the earth.

At a very early age I started a cartoon scrapbook, actually when I was in high school. And it became, in turn, a scrapbook of my life. And there are about 2,000 volumes.

Now I don't get upset by unpleasant things, I don't play the victim, and I'm always ready to come to terms with life.

What we do not understand we do not possess.

I like the idea of politically charged music a lot, but it usually seems to be preaching to the choir and ineffective.

People build themselves up before you even have to deal with them.

What do we do now, now that we are happy?