Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place. It is in fact very easy.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

The point, I decided, wasn't to have the autobiography or even the memories. The point was who I became when I wrote.

Whatever your situation, may you find hope.

Don’t fall in love because it is slippery, fall in love to find yourself.

Far too many young people today have no spiritual roots. The've been deprived of values by an agnostic, contemporary culture.

That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.

The best part is the fans loving you. And the free clothes.

Heap not on this mound roses that she loved so well; why bewilder her with roses that she cannot see or smell.

We think and name in one world, we live and feel in another.

Great tact and delicacy is necessary for the care of the mind of a child from three to six years, and an adult can have very little of it.

My best works are erotic displays of mental confusions.. with intrusions of irrelevant information.