Put the park rangers to work. Lazy scheming loafers, they've wasted too many years selling tickets at toll booths and sitting behind desks filling out charts and tables

To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.

I hold no preference among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous.

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.

Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit.

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

a person who does not have respect for time, and does not have a sense of timing, can achieve little.

Golf is a good preoccupation but as the meaning of life ... it lacks a few things.

I actually write as a passion, as something I actually am more passionate about than acting.

The greatest harm that you can do unto the envious, is to do well.

It depends on where you put the paint, not how much you splash on.

Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

You do not keep American democracy in suspense. Because, look, too many people have marched and protested and fought and died for this democracy.

Most people don't have so much talent that they can become a success all their own. We all need people to help us and lift us up.

Kids are constantly evolving, learning, and growing. They aren’t who they were yesterday.

It's a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden you're surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras asking you about Vietnam and race relations.