QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.

No color will ever be brighter for me than black and white.

Admittedly, it is really our duty, as artists, to hold up a mirror to our own era; but, on the other hand, these works have lives of their own, and they're still alive today.

We must cease to think of the church as a gathering of institutions and organizations, and we must get back to the notion that we are the people of God.

But who does hawk at eagles with a dove?

I’d relived enough terrible events happening to cautious people to know that prudence wasn’t a guarantee for happiness.

I don't talk to media or anyone before games. I just put my headphones on, turn up some hip-hop, and get in the zone.

If you care about injustice, and if you care about freedom, and you care about human rights, then you care about them everywhere.

It's wonderful that whenever Patsy Cline's name is mentioned, people's voices fall and they become right sentimental. And, rightly so.

The best protection against rape, stalking, and domestic violence is to raise men who both understand that women are different, and would never dare take advantage of this difference.