Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

Life in California is beautiful.

I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many people writing about TV on the Internet, that everything's sort of under a magnifying glass.

I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I guess, yeah. I've always loved improv. It's my thing. I really like it, but I also think it has to be done well.

I think a lot of people, they don't love their jobs but they don't hate them enough to quit. So they're like, "Eh."

I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.

I've always loved improv. It's my thing.

Ricky Gervais is a genius.

Presidents make history. I'm just a tool of history.

If it helps you. I forgive you. But i have learned in recent weekd that seeking forgiveness from others is meaningless unless you can forgive yourself.

All my happiness seems caught up in one of your smiles. - Jered Mandeville, 'Upon a Wicked Time

I shall begin my march for Camp tomorrow morning. It was not in my power to move until I could procure shoes for the troops almost barefoot.

It will be the people with the greatest love, not the most information, who will influence us to change.

You are never freer than in that moment when you decide to expose yourself to sniper fire.

My dad was a New York City cop. His father was a New York City fireman. And my mother's dad was a city taxi driver.

So much of courtship is the unspoken.

Love isn't complicated, people are.

Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I ha' lost my reputation, I ha' lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial!