Quantum Leap Thinking [is] an opportunity to get our energy out and target it in the direction of great productivity, leaving us with a feeling of accomplishment.

To hell with facts! We need stories!

These girls probably use double negatives and watch "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" with their babies instead of reading Eric Carle.

But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest.

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.

Work alone will efface the footsteps of work.

I do make a concscious effort to be genuine among other comedians. If I write something or try something that doesn't feel like me, I stop doing it.

Beauty in the flesh will continue to rule the world.

Anyone or anything that asks you to be untrue to yourself has already acted against you.

We're the ones who can fire [Donald Trump]. We're the ones who can fire members of congress.

I forgot how much I loved going to class, actually. But I also forgot what having school homework feels like: stressful!