Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

For you to be effective in your promised land, you must study the land

Books signify the mind of many souls.

French girls still have the Jane Birkin culture. You can go just like that, without makeup, without managing your hair.

They're mutually incompatible I feel; being a wise thief and a wise father.

Let us start with the biggest no brainer of injustice in the world and that is slavery.

Being humble means recognizing that we are not on earth to see how important we can become, but to see how much difference we can make in the lives of others

Texas created more jobs in 2008 than the rest of the states - combined.

O, happy the soul that saw its own faults.

The political mirage of something for nothing, from leaders who 'care,' has ruined many a nation.

Let everything you do be done as if it makes a difference.