Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

No one went looking for adventure

Parenting is meant to be just a natural part of life. You just think you know how to do it but, of course, it's much more complicated than that.

When it comes to serious cuts to major programs like Medicaid, the American people are not calling for leadership but magic. They want cuts with no pain.

School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence.

What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?

We know the redemption must come.

To Brian Ellis, you owe my family and this community and apology for a disgusting and despicable smear campaign.

Talented people are written off once they hit their 50s and 60s, and the saddest thing is, we just get better as we get older.

A tendency toward the abstract is inherent in linear expression: graphic imagery being confined to outlines has a fairy-like quality and at the same time can achieve great precision.

Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious.