Quite frankly, I don't like you humans. After what you all have done, I find being 'inhuman' a compliment.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

It's always coldest before the warm.

I climb behind the steering wheel... I drive off immediately without once looking back

If you see a leader solving one conflict wisely, remember he is working hard to prevent 10 of such from happening!

Men, she thought, were odd about their clothes: they liked to wear the same things until they became defeated and threadbare.

My character is beyond your every thought, and I'm different from your every character.

If these town gods can't detect the thieves who steal from their own temples, it's hardly likely they'll tell me who stole my spade.

People are yearning to be asked to use the full measure of their potential for something they care about.

We passed over in a sweep of sorrow that would persist into our small forever. We just keep going.

The well-known old remark of Cato, who used to wonder how two soothsayers could look one another in the face without laughing.

Nothing is so high and above all danger that is not below and in the power of God. [Lat., Nihil ita sublime est, supraque pericula tendit Non sit ut inferius suppositumque deo.]

Every day on the water is a good day!