Quote of the day:"You are not a bad person.You are just a good person, in a bad place.

To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my arse off.

Yesterday I bought myself a new, very sharp kitchen knife.And I managed to cut my finger within 5 minutes of getting home!Those plastic packages are bloody dangerous!!!

No m’lord. It wouldn’t be a secret army if we had seen it. My squire, who has not had the opportunity to be clearly informed about the presence of a secret army, has been ignorant of its existence.

Don't worry about being a normal person, let the normal person worry about not being you.

A good parent is not someone that knows how to be a good parent, but knows how to learn how to be a good parent.

We need a reason to speak but none to keep silent.

I love hearing details of writers' craft, as cannibals eat the brains of clever men to get cleverer.

Happiness, remarked Maury Noble one day, is only the first hour after the alleviation of some especially intense misery.

I spent my entire first pay cheque from Cracker, a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I needed to get to work.

But I am a-eppisodin' and a-eppisodin' to a length and depth almost onprecedented and onheard of - and to resoom and go on.

To think is to confine yourself to a single thought that one day stands still like a star in the world's sky.

Make today's solid ground out of yesterday's quicksand.

Among us, who is above must be in service of the others. This doesn't mean we have to wash each other's feet every day, but we must help one another.

Every paint-stroke takes you farther and farther away from your initial concept. And you have to be thankful for that.