RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Killing you is not the worst thing they can do to you, " I say. "Controlling you is.

No word of ignorance leaves no double thoughts on a plain page with a headline without extra lines of madness marked on it.

If you press me to say why I loved him I can say no more than it was because he was he and I was 1.

When it comes to the internet, when it comes to the United States' technical economy, we have more to lose than any other nation on earth.

Those other 10 o'clock shows that come on, all you get from them is headaches and nightmares when you go to bed! At least we give you food, know what I mean?

To be an excellent leader, you have to be a superb follower.

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

Friend, there's no greater investment in life than in being a people builder. Relationships are more important than our accomplishments.

Neither a work of nature nor one of art we get to know when they have been finished; we must surprise them in the process of beingcreated so as to understand them to some degree.

One fan sent me one tooth, so I made a necklace out of it. But then I found a bunch of my baby teeth, and started realizing I would love to wear a piece of my fans' bodies on me.