REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast?

Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

I felt so happy I could barely stay in my skin

If you have time to breathe you have time to meditate. You breathe when you walk. You breathe when you stand. You breathe when you lie down.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality

I find the weight of air/Almost too great to bear.

Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty.

I think Baywatch is such a hit here because of the weather.

The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.

3D really altered the way I shot the movie completely, and it was exciting because, after 20 years of filmmaking, I felt like I was making my first movie, all over again.

The public's not stupid.

All the evil in the world, and all the unhappiness, comes from the I-concept.