REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.

Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).

When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary.

There’s no point in believing in things that exist.

The future was always before you. That was kind of the point of the future.

Our fathers had their dreams we have ours the generation that follows will have its own. Without dreams and phantoms man cannot exist.

Don't you know this, that words are doctors to a diseased temperment?

I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails.

Your eyes is camera and your brain is a file cabinet.

The Misfits pretty much funds the Misfits. It used to cost me money to be in the band. I think we got paid the last gig we ever did. After that, we had to work to support our families.

It might be helpful to realize, that very probably the parents of the first native born Martians are alive today.

My big thing is to make sure the lipsticks taste good when you kiss. And, well, so far they taste pretty darn good.

Repeated reflection and inquiry have led me to the somewhat novel opinion, that value depends entirely upon utility.

I thought I had a type but I don't really have a type anymore. I just look for a girl who doesn't take herself too seriously.