REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I'm too open minded that I don't know what to mind anymore.

Be silent and safe - silence never betrays you.

If you go to work on your goals, your goals will go to work on you. If you go to work on your plan, your plan will go to work on you. Whatever good things we build end up building us.

Some of these guys... I've worked with Ice Cube, I think he's an immensely talented rapper and actor.

And any stone being mentally handled must become endowed with such poetry and artistry as God has given you.

My husband is not a jealous person in any way.

My ability to function effectively will not affect my ability to serve as commander-in-chief.

If you do your job properly you usually learn a lot from any role you do.

Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.

Honey the party went away quickly, but thats the trouble with ticking and talking.